Talk About Burying the Lede

Posted today on Craigslist:

1966 Ford Bronco Early Bronco - $850 (NKC)
Date: 2009-09-22, 9:25PM CDTReply to: sale-7gbb6-1387867xxx@craigslist.org

302 runs with lots of power but may need a little bit of a carb tune up. It has a good roll bar for a Bronco. It also has the 4 speed manual NP435 conversion. Manual steering, is tough to steer with big tires and could use some adjustment. Bronco is rough but runs and drives and will go anywhere. It has no doors, could use some exhaust since it does not have any. Dana 44 front end with brand new warn lockouts, new brakes, some brake lines, alternator, and front end bushings. New oil spark plugs and air filter. Clear title in hand. For more information contact John @ 816-916-xxxx.
Location: NKC

[[I added the picture of a 1966 Ford Bronco for reference, but a picture of the vehicle for sale wasn't posted with the Craigslist ad.]] But talk about burying the lede - after you get past the "may need a tune up"and "tough to steer with big tires" and "needs some adjustment"comments (all legitimate comments for a 1966 Bronco), then - hey, hey hey - you run across these gems in line 6 - 'has no doors" and "could use some exhaust since it doesn't have any" (which I took to mean it doesn't have a muffler or other major exhaust system components). Has no doors? What? No exhaust system? Yeah, you might have wanted to mention that a bit more prominently in the posting. Unfortunately, a typical Craiglist ad, kinda like "it runs real well right up until the point when it blows up". Priceless.