
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Reading List Entry #1 - Wreck of the Penn Central

Early Moon in Montana
Wu's Chinese-Canadian
"Canadian".
So, "Chinese-Canadian" cuisine? What's up with that? Egg Foo Young with Maple Syrup? Bacon Dim Sum in Molson? General Tsao's poutine?
I got nothin'.
Labels:
bad marketing ideas,
Canada,
road trip,
vacation
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Today's Moment of Zen
Air-tight Security
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road trip,
South Dakota,
vacation,
weird places
OK, I've Got It - But Where's the Sonic?
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road trip,
South Dakota,
vacation,
weird places
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Would You Like Your Coke Grilled or Fried?
Grilled Coke? Fried Coke? OK -of course I realize there is a much simpler common-sense explanation for these signs. I just found these signs a bit, well, odd. Another sign from Pattaya, Thailand, where 'odd' abounds.


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bad marketing ideas,
Thailand,
vacation
Gripe Water

I first ran across this stuff when I was living in Hong Kong. It's ostensibly kind of like a British Pepto-Bismal. It's clear and has a kind of licorice and peppermint flavor to it. It's supposed to settle babies tummies. I don't think it actually worked, from my experience. I tried it - at least it didn't taste too bad or kill me.
But I loved the name - "Gripe Water". To keep the gripes away, I suppose. Another one of those quaint British-isms I find so fascinating and/or amusing. Anyway, it reemerged during a trip to Thailand. I had long since disposed of my original bottle from Hong Kong, so I just had to snap a photo of it's reincarnation.
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bad marketing ideas,
Hong Kong,
Thailand,
vacation
Provincial Highway - Southern Canada
This is another shot of a provincial "highway" in southern Canada. This part of the road - thick, swervy gravel with a grassy shoulder and not a town for 30 miles - is typical of the drive. And a fantastic drive at that, just so long as you're 100% certain your car isn't going to break down (as it could be several hours before you see another car passing by). You can never get tired of the rolling grasslands and foothills, elk and deer, and open skies. I can't wait to go back for another drive.
Watchu Lookin' At?
Oh, today's numbers:
7
? (but up a little)
657
Labels:
Canada,
nature,
road trips,
vacation
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Glacier National Park - The Lake
Today's numbers
4
5549.39
657
List of Lists
- The 10 Best Obscure War Movies You've Never Seen
- The 10 Worst War Movies
- The 10 Best to Watch on an new HiDef TV
- Worst. Movies. Ever.
- The 10 Best Foreign Language Movies
- The 10 Best Date Movies
- The 10 Best Steve Martin Movies
- The 10 Best Early Obscure Movie Roles for Actors Who Later Made it Big
- The 10 Best Errol Flynn Movies
I guess some rules are called for. The only movies I'll list are movies I've actually seen. So if someone disagrees with me, or cites a (to them) noticeable omission, it might well be because I haven't seen it - yet.
Next, the choices are my own preferences or whims. I'm not a professional film critic, or even that knowledgeable on them. I just like good movies . Think I'm wrong about one of my choices? Let's have at it!
As I'm typing this, "Ben Hur" is on AMC. A good omen, and a good way to start.
Today's numbers
3
5549.29
657
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Talk About Burying the Lede

1966 Ford Bronco Early Bronco - $850 (NKC)
Date: 2009-09-22, 9:25PM CDTReply to: sale-7gbb6-1387867xxx@craigslist.org
302 runs with lots of power but may need a little bit of a carb tune up. It has a good roll bar for a Bronco. It also has the 4 speed manual NP435 conversion. Manual steering, is tough to steer with big tires and could use some adjustment. Bronco is rough but runs and drives and will go anywhere. It has no doors, could use some exhaust since it does not have any. Dana 44 front end with brand new warn lockouts, new brakes, some brake lines, alternator, and front end bushings. New oil spark plugs and air filter. Clear title in hand. For more information contact John @ 816-916-xxxx.
Location: NKC
[[I added the picture of a 1966 Ford Bronco for reference, but a picture of the vehicle for sale wasn't posted with the Craigslist ad.]] But talk about burying the lede - after you get past the "may need a tune up"and "tough to steer with big tires" and "needs some adjustment"comments (all legitimate comments for a 1966 Bronco), then - hey, hey hey - you run across these gems in line 6 - 'has no doors" and "could use some exhaust since it doesn't have any" (which I took to mean it doesn't have a muffler or other major exhaust system components). Has no doors? What? No exhaust system? Yeah, you might have wanted to mention that a bit more prominently in the posting. Unfortunately, a typical Craiglist ad, kinda like "it runs real well right up until the point when it blows up". Priceless.
Sunset in Montana
Like all of the photos thus far (except the stock photo of the 1966 Bronco), I took them during my travels thoughout the U.S. (Midwest, mainly) and overseas (Asia, mainly). So if you're reading this, I hope you like sunsets, mountains, and the long flat, Midwestern plains. I got hundreds of 'em.
Todays Numbers:
2
5548
657
Todays Numbers:
2
5548
657
Labels:
Montana,
sunsets,
vacation,
your moment of zen
Monday, September 21, 2009
The Gods Love Fanta

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bad marketing ideas,
Thailand,
vacation
Affordable Housing - SF Style
Anyway, I thought this was pretty funny-looking.
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bad marketing ideas,
Kansas,
travel
Oliver's Burgers & Bait
Burgers & Bait? I mean, who gets a little hungry and thinks to himself, "Man, I could really use a nice, juicy burger. I sure wish there was a place to get a hamburger, and pick up some bait at the same time! Wouldn't that be convenient?"
So if you're ever in western Kansas, and have a hankering for both a burger and shredded fish guts, stop by Oliver's. Or call - I think you can get the bait carry out.
Labels:
bad marketing ideas,
Kansas,
travel
13 October 2008 - Glacier National Park
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wild and Wonderful West Virginia

I snapped this picture of a wooden footbridge over a river while working in West Virginia during the summer of 2007. Nothing sinister or goofy - just a nice shot of the bridge. Who knows where it could take you if you let it.
Labels:
American images,
bridge,
road trip,
West Virginia
Light Reading in Pattaya!
So, you're kicking it back on the beach in Pattaya with your fried egg-flavored lollypop and your coffee-flavored Pepsi, and it hits you: "You know, the sun and sand is so idyllic and restful, I can't think of anything I'd like to do more than sit back on a lounge chair on the beach with a good book and allow all my troubles to just melt away."
But not just any book. A paperback. A Western. Yes - a tale of the Old West. Cowboys. Indians. Saloons. Gunfights. Sixshooters. Yeah!
Did I mention that it has to be written in Icelandic? Then "Saga Fra Texas" is the book for you!
That's one of the things I loved about Thailand. You never knew what you were going to find in some small shop, or a hotel bookshelf, or a street vendor. My other great book find in Pattaya -on the 'read and share" shelf of a small, private hotel (where you drop your book for other travellers after you've finished reading it) - a brand-new French cookbook specializing in recipes using liquour (like Grand Marnier). Great cookbook - but who humped it all the way from France on their vacation, only to abandon it unread for me to find? I dunno, but if I could I'd thank them anyway.
The. Worst. Candy. Idea. Ever.

This one - yes, another wonderful find from Thailand - is, without doubt, the worst candy flavor idea ever thought up. "Hmmm. I have a bit of a sweet tooth. How about a sweet and tasty lollypop (or, sucker, depending on what part of the country you're from)? Cherry? Grape? Strawberry, perhaps?"
No - Fried Egg. WTF? Fried egg flavored candy? How the hell did they think that one up? Can you think of any taste combination even remotely less disgusting?
On the other hand, you can always wash it down with a nice cold can of coffee-flavored Pepsi.
Labels:
bad marketing ideas,
Thailand,
vacation
Bad Marketing Ideas #1 - Coffee Flavored Pepsi

When I saw this this in Thailand, I just about choked. Coffee-flavored Pepsi? What the hell were they thinking? Imagine the guys sitting around the product development department at Pepsi: "Hmm, we need to come up with a new flavor. Pepsi Clear bombed. Pepsi with Lime tastes horrible. Lemon-flavored Pepsi tasted slightly like battery acid. Hmm. What other horrible taste could we add. Hey- coffee!".
"But just to be safe, we'll only sell it in Thailand. Brilliant."
And, for the record, it does taste just as bad as it sounds. Kinda like caffeinated, sugary motor oil.
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bad marketing ideas,
Thailand,
vacation
Oh, Which One To Choose?
First Post -Let 'er Rip!
OK, so we'll see how this goes. The photograph on the header is the road west of the Glacier National Park in Montana that takes you to the US-Canadian border. I took it during my October 2008 road trip from Kansas City to Montana and back. I'm still playing around with the whole formatting thing, so I'll try to add another photo from the trip.
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