And Possibly Pants

Another humorous note from that bastion of ironic Midwest humor, the IGA store in Litchfield, Illinois. If it's hard to make out the blurry image, it goes from 'remove smocks" to "remove socks", to which another wit among the employees added ""& underwear" and then the best "and possibly pants". Great stuff.

No Punching? Huh?

I saw this note in the employee breakroom at a grocery store in Litchfield, Illinois. First, I normally eat off plates, but I kinda get what message they were trying to get across. And the writing thing. But, umm, "no punching". Is there some issue with furniture assault sweeping the Midwest I don't know about?

The Litchfield IGA - Hmmmm.

And they wonder why grocery stores in the small towns of the Midwest are dying. I'm no farmer, but I'm relatively certain those aren't peaches.